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Started by foxfire , Apr 02 2012 07:36 PM

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#1 foxfire

 
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:36 PM

Guy breaks in and is rummaging through the house when he hears "Jesus is going to get you!" He whirls around and here is a parrot, bouncing on his perch saying "Jesus is going to get you!" The robber asks the parrot, "Well, little fella! What's your name?" "Moses" says the parrot. "What idiot would name their pet parrot Moses?" asks the burglar. Parrot replies, "The same idiot that named their Doberman Jesus!"

Edited by Rhonda, 03 April 2012 - 11:31 AM.
Edited title, took out Fox's reference to missing "g" in post.

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#2 HighPlainsMedic

 
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:59 PM

hahaha.. good one
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:57 AM

I really like parrot jokes!

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

http://www.plannedpa....com/jokes.html

They crack me up, too. HPH

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#5 HighPlainsMedic

 
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 02:55 PM

("Pardon me for asking, sir, but what did the chicken do?")


The chicken was innocent I tell you..
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#6 foxfire

 
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 03:18 PM

What chicken?

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#7 Becky J.

 
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:22 AM

Hehe! I like that one

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