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John
If you are a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an Olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it.
Today, 01:57 PM
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John
I think I will create another Facebook account and name it NSA. Can't wait to start liking all my friend's statuses just so I can see it read the "NSA likes this".
Jun 14 2013 10:03 PM
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Rhonda
Hilarious, but the NSA might not find it so funny, and you know they'll see it.
Jun 15 2013 01:59 PM
John
Lying on the hammock while my wife does yard work. Don't know exactly what she's planting but the hole she dug is slightly bigger than me.
Jun 13 2013 05:31 PM
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Melanie
Jealous!
Jun 13 2013 07:43 AM -
goatboy
wish I could go right back with you, have a ball
Jun 15 2013 08:36 PM -
goatboy
wish I could go right back with you, have a ball
Jun 15 2013 08:36 PM
John
My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
Jun 12 2013 01:19 PM
goatboy
the wifeipoo made me a fantastic book with all the pics of our vacation together, aint she a gem?
Jun 11 2013 05:58 PM
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B-Jay
She sure is. Speaking of gems... Did you take the Gem Lake trail on this trip?
Jun 11 2013 06:10 PM -
mwilson
She sure is, and I've been waiting for you to post of pictures from your trip!
Jun 11 2013 08:07 PM -
goatboy
ive got a few posted already, gonna try for more this weekend,thanks
Jun 14 2013 11:50 AM
John
I belched in church today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice.
Jun 09 2013 10:21 PM
John
As a pastor, I was thrilled to hear about the NSA phone tapping thing. It’s nice to know that someone’s been listening to me.
Jun 08 2013 10:12 PM
John
Dieting is all about portions. That's why I'm only going to eat half of my fourth MoonPie.
Jun 07 2013 08:38 PM
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Rhonda
The visuals of your funny lines make me laugh out loud.
Jun 06 2013 07:52 AM
John
This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks lady, but wrong finger.
Jun 04 2013 05:43 PM
John
If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot.
Jun 03 2013 09:53 PM
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Melanie
Right up my alley!
Jun 04 2013 06:27 AM
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